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Super profendo on the early eve of your day! Yup, that would be a quote from some dead hippie biker. So, the "Forth of July Aftermath" wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, since we just stuck to the "blow off your hand to an oblivion" fireworks. Not any of that "oooh watch the preety and joyous sparkels!" the shit that leaves such an unreasonable amount of debris in your front lawn. And I was such a pot head last night, I missed the damn roman candle fight for chronic and swisher sweets. So how was your 4th of July people of the internet? Anyone lose any limbs yet? Damn, I swear there is not one country who has more dangerous holidays than America. "Holy shit, it's Christmas, we'll ruin the night-life expirence of all people by displaying an atrouious amount of lighting to small neighborhoods.". "New Years! We'll drink our asses off to the point of achohol poisening!". And of course, our lovely Independence Day; "lets give children an oppritunity to set our houses on fire whilst enduring the risk of blowing their fucking limbss off!" Ick, can't wait til I'm outta here. Oh yes, back to me ditching the roman candle fight for my chronja. I DID get ripped off last night(fourty dollars gone for not even a damn quarter!), but all is forgivable, I was wanting to get blazed, so i did. All is at peace. Well, I was smokin with some very hott ladies, and they cliam to be "stoners" and they smoke all of the freaking time. Good for you, like you can even define that shit. Well, bad deal or not, we got some pretty feirce stuff. Obviously they've been smoking the cheese-wiz of pot because they were smiley-faced and had eyes as red as the devils dick within a couple of moments. It was fun watching their big boobs(I mean succulent AND perky too) bounce up and down as they made gestures to eachother, but they were some fucking annoying indivduals. All they talked about was how much fun it is to suck dick and talk shit. To I got up and left. Went behined their house. Blazed blazed up with my cousin Tims. We'd just talk real to eachother, and watched fireworks explode in the sky. If you've never seen fireworks whist being particually stoned, it's nost definatly something to put on your pot-head bucked list. Anyway, I'll update later, but for now, it would be totally killer if you left a comment saying that you actually wasted your time to read this. Thanks. :)

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